Sep
19
DRUDGE REPORT: OBAMA GOES TO CHURCH!
Oh no! The President went to church! Did the rabid hordes of Islamic extremists he keeps below the Rose Garden dismantle the altar? Did Osama bin Laden hitch a ride in the motorcade?
The pool report says that the gospel is Luke 16:1-13, including a passage that reads “You cannot serve God and wealth.” Is this the beginning of a socialist revolution? I don’t know, but I think we should all stock up on canned goods.
